Horny Landscaper

The horny landscaper will never escape her. Housebreaker!
He pulled the cord. How the motor roared!

At the crack of dawn, he mowed her lawn, a home mow cutting her grass.
Tools well-made, oiled his blade with a low blow, grinding at each pass.

Bag unzipped, carefully clipped. He watched it grow, oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! Till he was whipped.

The horny landscaper will never escape her. Housebreaker!
He pulled the cord. Power restored!

The snake! Miss him! Down into the system. Go! Go! Quickly passed.
Funny bunny appears, wiggling her ears, hopping so low. Beaten at last.

Work is finished, now it's done. How fast he will run!
Turn off the flow, Jo! Lost his mojo! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Out of gas!

The horny landscaper got his name in the paper. Housebreaker!
He pulled the cord. How the motor roared!

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Rod Mitchell