Wiggle Room

Before you strain the marriage knot and your vows are forgot,
Before you hear the cry of doom: "Divorce court! Silence in the courtroom!"
Give yourself some wiggle- wriggle off the hook and giggle-
Give yourself some wiggle room.

Before acting foolishly, protect the family jewelry.
Lawyers act cruelly. Clowns inside the courtroom.
Give yourself some wiggle- wriggle off the hook and giggle-
Give yourself some wiggle room.

Wiggle me this! Wiggle me that! Wiggle me this! Wiggle me that! Wiggle room.

Before your life is a mess with mental distress,
Put the paper in her hand, your prenuptial command.
Point number one: Now that you're done, you get the fun and she gets none.
You get the bread- she keeps the crust. You get the bed covered with lust.
You keep the sofa and love seat too. The faithful dog whose tail will greet you.
Have her sign on the dotted line, your prenuptial Valentine.
"What's mine is mine!"

Do it now while there's a chance. Don't go crazy with romance.
Now she is your better half? You will sing a different tune.
Give yourself some wiggle- wriggle off the hook and giggle-
Give yourself some wiggle room.

Wiggle me this! etc

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Rod Mitchell